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  For as long as any one can remember blondes have been the butt of most jokes, blondes have been generalized as clueless bimbo's, come along and have a laugh at a selection of Hilarious Blonde Jokes.    

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For as long as any one can remember blondes have been the butt of most jokes, blondes have been generalized as clueless bimbo's, come along and have a laugh at a selection of Hilarious Blonde Jokes.

This page is a near duplicate of the more popular title Blonde Jokes because the page titles should be about the same topic.

 

Hilarious Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes, Dizzy Blonde (Click to enlarge)
Dizzy Blonde (Click to enlarge)

For as long as any one can remember blondes have been the butt of most jokes, blondes have been generalized as clueless bimbo's, below are a list of some of the funnier Hilarious Blonde Jokes.

One liners
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??
A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

Q: How do u kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blondes intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She scorched her lips on the exhaust pipe.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

Funny Hilarious Blonde Jokes
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.

Winnie the poo
Winnie the Poo

 



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Blonde Jokes, The Moon and Sun (Click to enlarge)
The Moon and Sun (Click to enlarge)

There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says "Well then I'll go at night."


Blonde Inventions
1. The water-proof towel.
2. Solar powered flashlight.
3. Submarine screen door.
4. A book on how to read.
5. Inflatable dart board.
6. A dictionary index.
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter.
8. Powdered water.
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair.
10. Water-proof tea bag.


Blonde Jokes, Red Mercedes Benz (Click to enlarge)
Red Mercedes Benz (Click to enlarge)


Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

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