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For as long as any one can remember blondes have been the butt of most jokes, blondes have been generalized as clueless bimbo's, come along and have a laugh at a selection of Free Blonde Jokes.
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This page is a near duplicate of the more popular title Blonde Jokes because the page titles should be about the same topic.
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Free Blonde Jokes
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Dizzy Blonde (Click to enlarge)
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For as long as any one can remember blondes have been the butt of most jokes, blondes have been generalized
as clueless bimbo's, below are a list of some of the funnier Free Blonde Jokes.
One liners
 Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??
A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!
Q: How do u kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the
bottom of a pool
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blondes intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She scorched her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Funny Free Blonde Jokes
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the
truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up
to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The
next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest
person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror
and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
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Winnie the Poo
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The most relevant links we could find, placed here free
 Cool Funny Jokes
- Funny jokes, new funny jokes, coolest funny jokes, Free Blonde Jokes, over 800 various jokes on this website. www.coolfunnyjokes.com
Humor Sphere
- One liners, dumb, clean, dirty, funny, 101 Free Blonde Jokes. www.humorsphere.com
Lots of jokes
- Short jokes, long jokes, jokes, funny pictures and more. www.lotsofjokes.com
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The Moon and Sun (Click to enlarge)
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There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight
technician "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says "I
want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says "I want to go to the sun". The flight
technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says "Well then I'll go at night."
Blonde Inventions
1. The water-proof towel.
2. Solar powered flashlight.
3. Submarine screen door.
4. A book on how to read.
5. Inflatable dart board.
6. A dictionary index.
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter.
8. Powdered water.
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair.
10. Water-proof tea bag.
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Red Mercedes Benz (Click to enlarge)
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger
stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting
to rain and the top is down."
For more Free Blonde Jokes refer to the links provided for you on this page.
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